So I found this site that if you type in a word, it will randomly generate slogans from pop culture, inserting that word. Here are just *a few* of my favorites:

This was the first one that stuck out to me:

My Anti-Drug is Yarn.

Just funny:

Because Yarn is Complicated Enough!


But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Yarn.

Even more random:

Can You Tell Yarn From Butter?

My new question for strangers:

Do You, Uh, Yarn?

Need I say more?:

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Knitting.

Possibly my new awesome catch-phrase:

Wool-Lickin’ Good.


You’ve Always Got Time For Wool.

And last but not least, probably my favorite:

There’s First Love, and Then There’s Yarn Love.