So I found this site that if you type in a word, it will randomly generate slogans from pop culture, inserting that word. Here are just *a few* of my favorites:
This was the first one that stuck out to me:
My Anti-Drug is Yarn.
Just funny:
Because Yarn is Complicated Enough!
Random:
But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Yarn.
Even more random:
Can You Tell Yarn From Butter?
My new question for strangers:
Do You, Uh, Yarn?
Need I say more?:
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Knitting.
Possibly my new awesome catch-phrase:
Wool-Lickin’ Good.
Exactly!:
You’ve Always Got Time For Wool.
And last but not least, probably my favorite:
There’s First Love, and Then There’s Yarn Love.